I miss u sms in hindi for girlfriend
Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
I MISS U Swt Heart
Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
I MISS U Swt Heart
Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg,
But Everyday U 4get.
Frm Now Onwrds
If Anyday U 4gt,
Then
I’ll Jump From
Train When It Stops!
Stop Smiling, I’m Serious.
काश कि रउरा बकरी होखतीं.
हम रउरा के प्यार से घास खियईतीं
आ फेर प्यार से सींग पकड़ के हिलइतीं
आ पूछतीं
चुटपुटिहा के भेजी ?
आ रउरा मिमियतीं मैं.. मैं…. मैं….
उम्मीद नइखे तबहियो जियत जात बानी.
खाली बा बोतल तबहियो पियल जात बानी.
हिम्मत देखऽ हमार, रिस्पांस मिलत नइखे
तबहियो चुटपुटिहा लिखत जात बानी.
बहत गंगा में हाथ जरुर धोवे के चाहीं,
बड़ा पुन्न होला!
खइले के ना हऽ, पचवलो के हऽ
काजर कइले के ना हऽ, मटकवलो के हऽ.
मन मगन रहतावे, सुन्दर लागऽता दुनिया.
जब से खुलल बा वेबसाइट अँजोरिया.
भले चाँद सूरज में गरहन लागत रहे,
या अल्लाह कयामत ले अँजोरिया सलामत रहे.
मेहरारू अपना मरद से पुछलसि,
सुहागराति मे जब पहिलका हालि हमरा के देखलऽ त तहरा कईसन लगनी?
मरद जवाब दिहलसि,
हम त मरिये गईल रहितीं अगर
हमरा हनुमान चालीसा ईयाद ना रहल रहित!
हाट बाट के दोस्ती, बदरायन संबंध़
बहत हवा ना दे सकी बारमबार सुगन्ध.
दोस्ती अजमावे के बात ना, निभावे के बात हऽ, बुझलऽ ईयार ?
औरतन के गलती के गिनती नइखे
जबकि मरद दूइये गो गलती करेले…
एगो जवन कहेले
दोसर जवन करेले.
रात में जागल मत करऽ सूत जाईल करऽ.
अइसहीं मन में आँसू मत रोकल करऽ रो लिहल करऽ.
हमरा ईयाद में त हरमेस रहेलऽ गुमसुम.
कबो कबो अपनो के ईयाद कर लिहल करऽ.
Early to bed, Early to rise
it makes u r girlfrend escape with
other guys……
Gudmrng
defrnt styl of gudmrng
dad- gudmrng beta
frnd- gudmrng yaar
mom- sota reh kamine, saari raat phonewali amma se baat kiya kar
Lovely relations r like a ring.
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly.
If we remove it, it will surely make us to feel its absence..!
Good Morning
एह उम्मीद के टूटे मत दीहऽ
दिल के लगी के कम होखे मत दीहऽ
दोस्त मिलिहन बहुते हमरो ले बढ़िया
बाकिर केहू के हमार जगहा लेबे मत दीहऽ
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
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God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
`
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
एगो लड़की से पूछनीं कि
शादी का होला?
कहलसि -
ढेर लोग के सराही नजर छोड़ के.
एक आदमी के ओरहन सुने के मजबूरी!
True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.
`
Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u
I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever)
`
Friendship is not something
that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start
knowing each other and in turn
endup needing each other.
For every feeling,
for every thought and for every moment.
`
I dropped a Tear in the ocean
while Thinking of You.
And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it….
Now did you know how long
i need your friendship.? …
`
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
`
Friendship is the heaviest coin
in the international bank of love!
and
with your friendship,
I am the richest person on earth!
So keep me rich forever.
`
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eye
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Santar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Santa:See my legs & tell my name
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Gam na kar hum teri rah me nahi ayenge,
agar aa bhi gaye to tujhse nazrne nahi milayenge,
jab hoga tujhe apni galti ka ehsas tab tak hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge….
Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum ajkal,
Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.
Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai,
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai,
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko,
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath choda…
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain…
Kaun soch paya khud ke liye,
hum ko dar hai teri ruswaai ka !
Kaun darta hai pyar me marne se,
dar hai to sirf teri judaai ka !
Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai,
Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai,
kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai.
WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai
sau phool kam hai dulhan ko sajane ke liye,
ek phool kafi hai kabr par lagane ke liye,
sau khushiyan kam hai ek gham ko bhulane ke liye,
ek gham kafi hai sari umr rulane ke liye……
kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare,
kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta,
kisi ki kabar par banta hai TAJMAHAL,
kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta……
aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…
A blessed month of Ramadan
is casting its shadow upon us.
A night of this month is better than a thousand months.
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
It’s a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan.
सभ केहू व्यस्त बा
अपना जिनिगी का भँवर में.
अइसना में एगो चुटपुटिहा
धीरे से कहि जाले कि
केहू बा,
जे तोहरा के भुलाईल नईखे.