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  • Tintu 7:47 pm on July 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Funny SMS Jokes   

    140 Character Funny SMS Jokes 

    A man to Santa:
    Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within
    half an hour and slapped the man
    and said:
    “He’s not my friend.”
    `
    God thought that since
    he couldn’t b everywhere
    he made a mother.
    Then devil thought that
    he couldn’t be everywhere
    he made a mother-in-law.
    `
    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
    Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
    Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
    Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
    Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
    `
    A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
    He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
    Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
    tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
    `
    Who‘s hot… Its U,
    Who‘s
    Charming… Its U,
    Who‘s
    Sweetest.. Its U,
    Who‘s
    Intelligent… Its U,
    Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
    Who‘s a liar.. Its me

     
    • Tintu 10:08 pm on July 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      एगो लड़की से पूछनीं कि
      शादी का होला?
      कहलसि –
      ढेर लोग के सराही नजर छोड़ के.
      एक आदमी के ओरहन सुने के मजबूरी!

  • Tintu 11:38 pm on July 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Friendship SMS   

    140 character short friendship sms 

    True friends are like Diamonds,
    They are real and rare.
    False friends are like leaves,
    They are scattered everywhere.
    Take care, MY DIAMOND.
    `
    Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
    Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
    And I want u 2 know that behind u
    I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever)
    `
    Friendship is not something
    that happens at first sight,
    It happens when you start
    knowing each other and in turn
    endup needing each other.
    For every feeling,
    for every thought and for every moment.
    `
    I dropped a Tear in the ocean
    while Thinking of You.
    And I Promised to be
    Your friend Till I find it….
    Now did you know how long
    i need your friendship.? …
    `
    Art of living:
    First of all,dont make friends.
    if made,dont go close to them.
    if gone,dont like them.
    if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
    Good Night, sweet dreams…
    `
    Friendship is the heaviest coin
    in the international bank of love!
    and
    with your friendship,
    I am the richest person on earth!
    So keep me rich forever.
    `
    True Love is like a pillow.
    U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
    U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
    U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
    Want True Love?
    Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
    `
    Define a True Music Lover?
    A Girl singing in a Bathroom
    While Taking Bath
    and a Boy Near the Keyhole
    is Using His Ears Not His Eye
    `
    In bio practical:
    Examiner:Tell me the name of
    this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
    Santar:I don’t know.
    Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
    Santa:See my legs & tell my name
    `

     
  • Tintu 9:36 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Hindi Break Up SMS   

    140 Character Hindi Break Up SMS 

    Gam na kar hum teri rah me nahi ayenge,
    agar aa bhi gaye to tujhse nazrne nahi milayenge,
    jab hoga tujhe apni galti ka ehsas tab tak hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge….

    Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
    Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi.
    Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum ajkal,
    Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

    Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai,
    Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai,
    DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko,
    Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!

    Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
    zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
    vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
    subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath choda…

    Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
    Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
    Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
    Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain…

     
    • Tintu 9:37 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Kaun soch paya khud ke liye,
      hum ko dar hai teri ruswaai ka !
      Kaun darta hai pyar me marne se,
      dar hai to sirf teri judaai ka !

      • Tintu 9:37 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
        hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
        Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
        maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !

        • Tintu 9:37 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink

          Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai,
          Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai,
          Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai,
          kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai.

    • Tintu 9:38 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
      ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
      Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
      Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai

      • Tintu 9:38 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        sau phool kam hai dulhan ko sajane ke liye,
        ek phool kafi hai kabr par lagane ke liye,

        sau khushiyan kam hai ek gham ko bhulane ke liye,
        ek gham kafi hai sari umr rulane ke liye……

        • Tintu 9:39 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink

          kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare,
          kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta,
          kisi ki kabar par banta hai TAJMAHAL,
          kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta……

    • Tintu 9:40 am on July 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
      mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
      apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
      ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…

  • Tintu 10:54 pm on July 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character,   

    140 Character Ramadan Month Wishes SMS 

    A blessed month of Ramadan
    is casting its shadow upon us.
    A night of this month is better than a thousand months.
    Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
    It’s a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan.

     
  • Tintu 10:53 pm on July 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character,   

    140 Character Ramadan SMS 

    Fasting is our sacrifice
    it is the life of our soul
    let us sacrifice all our body
    since the soul has arrived as guest.
    Happy Ramadan

     
  • Tintu 12:06 am on July 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Good Night SMS   

    140 Character Good Night SMS 

    Do not store dreams in your eyes,
    they may roll down with tears.
    Store them in your heart,
    each heart beat will inspire you to fulfill them.

     
  • Tintu 11:44 pm on July 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Christmas SMS   

    140 Character Christmas SMS 

    I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
    with every Christmas card i write,
    May your days be merry and bright,
    and May all your Christmases be white.
    Happy Christmas.

     
    • Tintu 11:45 pm on July 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I hope you have a wonderful Christmas .
      Have a great new year !
      Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you.
      Enjoy your holidays

    • Tintu 11:45 pm on July 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      your as big boned as father Christmas Claus,
      your as stupid as a donkey,
      your as shit in bed as a camel,
      but your still the right person for me!

    • Tintu 11:46 pm on July 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      May this Christmas be so special
      that you never ever feel lonely again
      and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

  • Tintu 10:21 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Birthday SMS   

    140 Character Birthday SMS 

    A birthday is just the first day of
    another 365-day journey around the sun.
    Enjoy the trip.
    Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age.
    Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
    `
    Here’s a Birthday greeting
    Especially to show
    How much you mean
    Although you surely must know
    That without a doubt
    There’s no-one nicer than you
    Or anyone dearer
    To wish Happy Birthday
    `
    Here is the weather forecast for today,
    there shall be showers of blessings all over you
    and a heavy downpour of God’s love all around you.
    Happy Birthday !!
    `
    I know its ur birthday 2day..
    i am sure u’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
    so i shall talk to u in person there,
    coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS
    `
    wishing you a day soft as silk.
    white as milk.
    sweet as honey
    & full of money.
    may all your dreams come true.
    HAPPY BIRTH DAY

     
    • Tintu 10:22 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Step by step the journey goes on,
      Little by little it may seem so long.
      Forget about your past, you can’t change it,
      Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
      Just think about present, you can handle it.
      Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU….!

  • Tintu 10:15 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, Bengali SMS   

    140 Character Bengali SMS 

    Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
    Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
    Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
    Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE.
    `
    Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
    Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
    Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
    Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira
    `
    Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
    R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
    HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
    `
    Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
    Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
    God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
    Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear.
    `
    Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
    Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
    Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
    Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

     
    • Tintu 10:17 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
      Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
      Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
      Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
      Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
      Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

    • Tintu 10:17 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
      Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
      Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
      Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
      Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
      Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

    • Tintu 10:18 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
      Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
      Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
      Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

    • Tintu 10:23 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Whenever I look at my palm,
      I wonder which of those tiny
      cute cross lines made me so lucky
      to meet a sweet person like you
      Good Morning…

      • Tintu 10:24 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        This Is Not Quite A Birthday Card

        But Rather A Little Note To Wish You

        A Very Happy Birthday.

  • Tintu 11:44 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 140 Character, 140 Character Romantic Love SMS, Romantic Love SMS   

    140 Character Romantic Love SMS 

    I Wish I Didn’t Have To Miss You.
    If Only You Could Be With Me Always
    I Know I Could Never Be Any Happier. …
    `
    If You Love Someone,
    You Would Be Willing To
    Give Up Everything For
    Them,
    But
    If They Loved You
    Back, They Would
    Never Ask You To … …
    `
    Love Duzn’t Belong
    To Bodies
    It Must Have Affection
    But Not Attraction
    Belief But No Doubt
    Security But Not
    Discomfort
    Joy But Not Guilty … …
    `
    A Loving Relationship Is One
    In Which The Loved One Is Free To Be Himself
    To Laugh With Me, But Never At Me;
    To Cry With Me,
    But Never Because Of Me;
    To Love Life, To Love Himself,
    To Love Being Loved.
    Such A Relationship Is Based Upon
    Freedom And Can Never
    Grow In A Jealous Heart….
    `
    Greatest Distance On Earth
    The Greatest Distance
    On
    Earth Isn’t North And
    South
    It Is When I Am Right In
    Front
    Of You And You Don’t
    Know That
    ~ I Love You ~ …

     
    • tintusms 11:45 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I Wrote On The Door
      Of Heart

      “Please Do Not Enter”

      Love Came Smiling
      And Said

      ” Sorry I Am Illiterate” (: …

      • tintusms 11:45 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Silly Mistakes Done By A Unliked
        Person Will Be Like A Crime.
        But,
        A Crime Done By A Favorite
        Person Are Taken Silly.”
        Thats
        Affection! …

        • tintusms 11:45 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          The Essence Of True Love
          Is Not Finding A Perfect Lover
          But Loving An Imperfect Person Perfectly….

        • tintusms 11:46 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          World Bcomes Invisible To Me
          As Eyes Are Filled With U,
          Nothing Goes Into Mind
          As Mind N Heart Are Occupied By U. …

        • tintusms 11:46 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          If You Fall In Love,
          Send Words
          I Will Come
          If I Am Alive
          Or
          If I Am Not
          I Will Come Through
          Your Tears,
          Through Your Feelings
          And
          Through Your Dreams …

        • tintusms 11:50 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          Love Is Like A Knife,
          It Can Stab The Heart Or
          It Can Carve Wonderful Images
          Into The Soul That Will Last A Lifetime …

      • tintusms 11:46 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Like Moon In The Sky,
        U R Living In My Eye,
        In My Heart Love U High
        For Ur Sake Ready To Die.. …

      • tintusms 11:47 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Love Anyone You See
        In Your Area And
        You Will See How Love Is All About
        But Dont Love Them Too Much,
        Love Me Only. …

        • tintusms 11:48 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          Love Is Last Stage Of Friendship,
          Its Watered Wid Understanding,
          Which Is D 1st Stage Of Success!…

        • tintusms 11:48 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          Life Is Nothing..
          To Love Is Something…

          To Love And Beloved Is Everthing! …

        • tintusms 11:48 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          You’re Ma Honey Bun
          Sugar Plump
          Pumpi Yumpi Pumpkin,
          You’re Ma Sweetie Pie,
          You’re Ma Cuppy Cake
          Gum Drop Spugm Spugm Slower The Apple Ov Ma Eye,

          N I Love U
          Sho N I Want U Know That
          I’ll Olwayx B Ryth Here,
          N I Love To Sing This Song For U B.
          Coz U R Soooow Deeeeaaaar 🙂

          To Love And To Beloved Is
          To Feel Sunlight Form Both Sides… …

        • tintusms 11:48 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          Cutest Proposal Ever By A Boy :

          Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
          While Sleeping At Night?

          Girl:
          Yes

          Boy:
          Can I Replace It
          For The Rest Of Ur Life? (-: …

      • tintusms 11:49 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Love
        Isn’t Winning Someone But Loosing
        Urself To Someone.
        When U R LOVED By Someone Its Not
        Due To The Excellence Of Ur
        Mind But Due To The Purity Of Ur Heart.. …

        • tintusms 11:49 am on July 3, 2011 Permalink

          In Front Of The Person U Love,
          Ur Heart Beats Faster.
          But In Front Of The
          Person U Like,
          U Get Happy …

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