A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
“He’s not my friend.”
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Charming… Its U,
Sweetest.. Its U,
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
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A man to Santa:
True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.
Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u
I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever)
Friendship is not something
that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start
knowing each other and in turn
endup needing each other.
For every feeling,
for every thought and for every moment.
I dropped a Tear in the ocean
while Thinking of You.
And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it….
Now did you know how long
i need your friendship.? …
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
Friendship is the heaviest coin
in the international bank of love!
with your friendship,
I am the richest person on earth!
So keep me rich forever.
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eye
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Santar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Santa:See my legs & tell my name
Gam na kar hum teri rah me nahi ayenge,
agar aa bhi gaye to tujhse nazrne nahi milayenge,
jab hoga tujhe apni galti ka ehsas tab tak hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge….
Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum ajkal,
Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.
Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai,
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai,
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko,
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath choda…
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain…
A blessed month of Ramadan
is casting its shadow upon us.
A night of this month is better than a thousand months.
Bear with patience for the sake of Ar-Rahman
It’s a continuous training to strengthen our Imaan.
Fasting is our sacrifice
it is the life of our soul
let us sacrifice all our body
since the soul has arrived as guest.
Do not store dreams in your eyes,
they may roll down with tears.
Store them in your heart,
each heart beat will inspire you to fulfill them.
I am dreaming of white Christmas ,
with every Christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your Christmases be white.
A birthday is just the first day of
another 365-day journey around the sun.
Enjoy the trip.
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age.
Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Here’s a Birthday greeting
Especially to show
How much you mean
Although you surely must know
That without a doubt
There’s no-one nicer than you
Or anyone dearer
To wish Happy Birthday
Here is the weather forecast for today,
there shall be showers of blessings all over you
and a heavy downpour of God’s love all around you.
Happy Birthday !!
I know its ur birthday 2day..
i am sure u’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in person there,
coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS
wishing you a day soft as silk.
white as milk.
sweet as honey
& full of money.
may all your dreams come true.
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira
Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear.
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!
I Wish I Didn’t Have To Miss You.
If Only You Could Be With Me Always
I Know I Could Never Be Any Happier. …
If You Love Someone,
You Would Be Willing To
Give Up Everything For
If They Loved You
Back, They Would
Never Ask You To … …
Love Duzn’t Belong
It Must Have Affection
But Not Attraction
Belief But No Doubt
Security But Not
Joy But Not Guilty … …
A Loving Relationship Is One
In Which The Loved One Is Free To Be Himself
To Laugh With Me, But Never At Me;
To Cry With Me,
But Never Because Of Me;
To Love Life, To Love Himself,
To Love Being Loved.
Such A Relationship Is Based Upon
Freedom And Can Never
Grow In A Jealous Heart….
Greatest Distance On Earth
The Greatest Distance
Earth Isn’t North And
It Is When I Am Right In
Of You And You Don’t
~ I Love You ~ …